The Evening Word met Atticus
Some evenings are made for quiet reflection. Others are made for wrestling stubborn software determined to teach patience one mysterious button-click at a time.
Within minutes of that first click, Word introduced me to tiny little squares, paragraph marks, invisible formatting, and a Navigation Panel that apparently spoke a dialect I had never learned. One moment Chapter 14 existed. The next, it vanished from the Navigation Panel while calmly remaining in my document.
My blood pressure immediately applied for frequent flyer miles.
Enter Atticus (a formatting software), that laughed a subtle reminder, while I clicked a couple more buttons, that I should have watched their instructional video one more time. When I thought I'd finally figured it out, Atticus decided my chapter title wasn't a chapter title at all. No, it crowned the first letter into a dramatic drop cap and promoted it as the opening sentence of my novel. As for spacing problems, I don't even want to talk about that, but my blood pressure applied for more frequent flyer miles.
You see, I'm convinced computers gather after midnight for secret meetings: "Let's move her chapter title three inches to the left, have the cursor arrow turn into a white-gloved unresponsive hand. Oh, and while we're at it, let's make the next page do something completely different."
By evening's end, I'd wandered through enough menus, buttons, and mysterious settings to earn an honorary degree in Accidental Formatting. Then, with lukewarm coffee and an exhausted brain, something magical happened.
One tiny adjustment. One little click. Everything snapped into place.
It was as though the clouds parted, angels applauded, and my stubborn little manuscript finally decided we could be friends again. Word and Atticus united and shook hands.
Of course, the victory probably lasted all of thirty seconds before the next formatting puzzle reared its digital head, but I didn't care. I was happy, thankful, and grateful. You see, progress has a funny way of breathing fresh courage into even the most stubborn problems.
So if you're in the middle of a project and you feel like you're herding caffeinated chipmunks through a revolving door, please don't give up. Keep clicking. Keep learning. Keep laughing.
After all, every published book has a backstage story, right?
Mine just happened to include tiny squares, disappearing chapters, and one rather overachieving subtitle.
Blessings,
Linda
Never give up. Keep clicking. Keep learning. Keep laughing.~~LM









